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Foreplay
I swear, one of my ex’s was just so fucking easy. Once he actually came before we had his pants off. We were just making out…
But I still like these tips.
You’re about to give him a blowjob but you don’t want to be too crazy forward. Even when we were *just* meeting for sex, I would still feel awkward just…starting. You know? So besides kissing…
Go to his ear. Whisper: “You want me to suck your hard dick?”
It’s so simple but it really gets them going.
Before taking off his pants…go down to his dick and kiss it over his clothes. This really only works on some guys though…some guys don’t get hard enough before the blowjob. You should do this if you know your guy gets hard easily (damn are they the best!) I just love to kiss that throbbing hot dick under clothes. ANYWAY.
Biting ears. I’m sure you’ve heard of it. Maybe you’ve been too chicken to try it out. TRY IT. I swear…they will love it…one guy wasn’t really kinky at all (not that it’s that kinky or anything) but he was always dying for me to do that.
I just have to say this because it is a personal favorite. One of my ex’s told me he was a “one shot guy” and then we started dry humping…damn! He got hard and I was able to finish him off AGAIN! (that was a great night…)
The X-Factor is on right now and distracting me so I will post more later :)
Deepthroating alone
One guy I was with said he had only been with 2 other girls who could deepthroat. Just 2?? That would sound like a very low number if you knew this person.
This may sound like weird advice. But this is how I got started.
Peel a banana!! Sound simple? Well…it is. Peel the banana and then (well this is what I did) scrape the roughness (you may be thinking a banana? rough? uhh no) but let me tell you, it will feel rough on your throat. Scrape a very thin layer off with your teeth at least halfway down the banana.
Lick the banana up and down (it will probably already be a little juicy, but just to be sure!) this is also a good tip for when you are getting ready to deepthoat on a dick. Unless you built up a lot of saliva, like I said before, and you can just dive right in!
I do it in front of a mirror. Idk why I just like to see it all go in my mouth. Well, slowly press it in your mouth and you will *feel* it in your throat. It shouldn’t hurt AT ALL you should just feel a little pressure.
You can keep practicing, at first I could only get 7 inches of a banana in my mouth but after about 3 tries (on different occasions) I was able to close my lips over the end of the banana.
Don’t choke!!
Shaving
This is somewhat sex related, right? I have good advice on this too so I’m going to give it!!
Here are some amazing tips for shaving, I’m a girl so dunno how this will go over with guys, but here they are!
1. The night before the morning you shave (well…I shave in the morning, dunno bout you) put lotion on those areas. Lotion that will soak in well. Get a pair of loose clean shorts and sleep in those, not underwear. It will help the lotion soak in better.
2. Shave at the end of your shower. The steam will make your skin softer and open up your pores.
3. As soon as you get out of your shower, but some lotion on. Stay in your steamy bathroom as you’re putting it on. That way you’re skin won’t be completely dry whenever you put the lotion on, and it will all soak in/dry together.
4. I often don’t wear underwear on days that I shave. The underwear irritates the fresh shave and causes bumps. Even wearing jeans is better to me, because it’s not straight on your skin, rubbing against it.
5. Put lotion on that night. I highly recommend it, but sometimes I forget/I’m too lazy.
I follow these steps and hardly have any bumps:)
Eye contact
I have heard that eye contact is supposed to be very sexy, from the internet. Never heard it from a guy, but whatever.
The thing is with that, sometimes it’s just fucking awkward. Especially when you’re fucking a guy who you really know just wants to get fucked and isn’t actually into you. My advice, save the eye contact for someone you’re also emotionally intimate with, unless you think you have a pretty sexy way of doing it. It could go either way with the sweet/innocent look or the devil eyed/slutty look. Both are sexy but the point is. If you’re doing it just because you read it off the internet and it makes you uncomfortable, or him uncomfortable, just don’t :p
Anal Anal Anal
This is the best anal position I have found. I don’t know why, but all of the other ones…hurt like a mother. This one feels good to me.
(I’m going to say it the way I did it but I’m sure you can change it, switch which side you’re on, etc. how ever)
Girl: Laying on her right side on a couch. Curled up somewhat, knees almost completely to chest, butt at the front of the couch.
Boy: On his knees, in front of the couch, pumping away!
I don’t know why, but I really liked this.
Now, the only problems here are 1) the guy is the one doing the work. A lot of the time they don’t like that. But hey! I’m letting you do fucking anal, biotch! You can move your arms up around you, and try to pump with him, but idk, it’s kind of hard to get a good rhythm going, especially if he’s going really fast. 2) He’s on his knees! And you know how they get when they’re not sitting/laying down. Maybe you don’t, but it’s a problem. This is what I concluded on that. Look at doggy. Look at the girl laying down and the guy pumping in front of her. The guy has to be on his knees anyway. This is just a more comfortable position for the girl!
Next post (coming later) I’ll talk about a better method for his pleasure.
In Between Things
If your guy is gonna hold out for a while, and you want to get creative, here are some other things you can do.
Rubbing your teeth gently on the tip of the dick. I’ve only done this with one guy but I’m sure he liked it and when done the right way should never hurt.
Rubbing the tip of a guy’s dick on your lips. Again, you may want to start with this, because it is gentle and sexy, as you can’t make a guy cum doing this…unless he’s super easy.
Use the dick as a toothbrush…sort of. I dunno why but I’ve always liked doing that and it’s something different and unique to be doing that the guy will like, between the bigger and better things (see post below)
More to come tomorrow!
Back to what I said earlier
Just because you shouldn’t be stopping and starting constantly doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be changing it up!
Here are the main and best things I’ve found:
The deepthroat. I start with this because for one it is surprising for the guy. For two it isn’t a tight, strong feeling, and it’s a way to start off slow (believe it or not.) It is best during a blowjob that you NOT start going hard and then try to finish going soft. This doesn’t work.
Simple sucking. With the tip of the dick in the curve of the inside of your mouth. Just a suckin’ away, but not in a way that you are swallowing your saliva, or like I said, you might make it too dry it hurt.
Okay. This one is very simple but I’ve never been sure if I explain it right. Basically, put your lips over your teeth, make your mouth a tight little hole, and bob up and down on the penis. Technically, you will not be sucking. This feels amazing to guys, it has worked on every guy I’ve blown and it could be the best way to make them cum. I also suggested this to my cousin and she said her guy also thoroughly enjoyed it. Here, I like to go almost to the very tip, and over that…flare/rim whatever you want to call, on the big tip of the dick. Then, slowly get deeper with the bobs.
This is a mixture of two and three, and it may be the most difficult main thing to do. I don’t do it super often, just when I know the guy can hold out for a while and I will be able to get creative. You do your lips over your teeth, but you’re actually sucking at the same time. Here, the suction won’t be as strong because of the awkwardness of your lips. That’s ago. They still love it! Keep bobbing and sucking the best you can.
